A smile on the front, a proper wish inside

Each card has a line that suits its recipient. Dad gets “A year older. Same number of jokes.”, your sister “We share memories. Just not clothes.”, and the boss learns that today's only decision is about cake. There are cards for every milestone from a first birthday to an 80th, plus themed ones for dog lovers, keen gardeners and gamers, who are greeted with “New level reached!”. Inside you'll find a ready-written message to keep or swap for your own words.

For the office there's a card with room for the whole team to sign, and if the date slipped your mind, the belated card has you covered: “I just wanted you to celebrate a little longer.” Print it as a PDF in A4 or A5, or send it as an image to relatives who live far away, ideally first thing in the morning before everyone else's messages pile up and yours gets lost.